Too sober for this cap

Too sober for this… honestly.

For the girls, the group chats, the bad decisions, and the “should we?” moments that absolutely did not require sober thinking.

This hat is for:
– nights out that turn into mornings
– one drink that turns into “we’re staying out”
– situationships you should’ve left earlier
– and those moments where being sober just feels… unnecessary

Simple, funny, and painfully relatable — this is the kind of hat that gets comments, laughs, and “where did you get that?”

✨ Details:
– Vintage-style cap with soft washed finish
– High-quality embroidery (not printed)
– Classic curved peak, adjustable fit
– Designed to go with literally any outfit

🎁 Perfect for:
– girls’ holidays
– birthdays
– hen parties
– festivals
– or just… everyday life lately

Wear it as a warning. Or a personality trait.

📦 Made to order

Each hat is embroidered to order just for you.

choose your cap and thread colour!

cap shades may vary slightly.

📦 Made to order

Each hat is embroidered to order just for you.

choose your cap and thread colour!

cap shades may vary slightly.

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