Off my tits on crisps & dips engraved chopping / serving board

Off my tits on crisps and dips 🍿 because nothing says British night in quite like a spread of crisps, dips, and absolutely no shame about it.

This engraved wooden chopping board doubles as the perfect picky bits serving board for all your snack essentials — crisps, dips, nibbles, and whatever else you fancy. A funny, cheeky addition to any girls’ night, party, or cosy evening on the sofa.

Ideal as a gift for friends who live for picky bits, or just for yourself (because let’s be honest, you deserve it).

Details:

• Professionally laser engraved on high-quality wood
• Perfect for serving, snacking, or display
• Funny and fabulously British slogan
• Great gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or girls’ nights in

SIZE 30 x 20 cm