Off my t*ts on Chinese salt n pepper chips, embroidered Chinese take away sweatshirt/hoodie
Off my t*ts on Chinese salt n pepper chips, embroidered Chinese take away sweatshirt/hoodie
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There’s nothing more British than a cold winter evening, the telly on, and a Chinese takeaway spread all over the table 🥡
This sweatshirt is made for those nights when you’ve got crispy salt ’n’ pepper chips, noodles, sauces, spring rolls… and absolutely no intention of leaving the sofa.
Our “Off My t**ts on Chinese Salt ’n’ Pepper Chips” sweatshirt is cosy, funny and instantly relatable — the perfect uniform for a proper British takeaway night in.
It’s embroidered in bold, premium stitching so it looks stylish, not novelty, and it’s available in multiple colours so you can pick your vibe — whether you like it classic black, soft neutrals, or something a bit more fun.
Why people love it
• Perfect for winter nights in
• A hilarious but wearable slogan
• Great for Chinese food lovers
• Cosy, oversized, lounge-ready fit
• Looks amazing in TikToks & Instagram pics
Product details
• Super soft unisex sweatshirt
• Professionally embroidered (not printed)
• High-quality stitching that won’t crack or fade
• Available in multiple colours
• Designed for everyday wear or cosy nights in.
This is the sweatshirt you throw on when the food arrives, the candles are lit, and you’re about to tuck into the best part of the week.
Chinese. Sofa. Comfort. Sorted 🥢🖤
📏 Fit & Sizing
Unisex sizing for an oversized or relaxed look. Size up for extra cosy vibes or choose your usual size for a classic fit.

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