I’m only here for the … custom Christmas sweater or hoodie 🎄

Tis the season for carbs, naps, and questionable decisions in a Christmas jumper that actually means something.

Our I’m Only Here For The… sweatshirt (or hoodie — your choice!) lets you say exactly what you’re showing up for this festive season. Whether it’s the roast potatoes, mulled wine, Baileys, or the festive nap that turns into a full-on coma, make it your own with fully custom embroidery.

Each one is personalised with your chosen slogan — so you can go classic, funny, or downright chaotic. Think:

✨ I’m only here for the pigs in blankets

✨ I’m only here for the cheese board

✨ I’m only here for the prosecco

✨ I’m only here for the mistletoe

✨ I’m only here for the family drama

✨ I’m only here for Mariah Carey

✨ I’m only here for the leftovers

Pick your sweatshirt or hoodie colour, choose your embroidery colour, and we’ll stitch your Christmas personality right onto it. Perfect for matching with your mates, gifting to your festive twin, or showing up to dinner with your priorities loud and proud.

🎄 Completely custom. Totally British. Unapologetically you