Aldi picky bits chopping board (can’t afford M&S 😂)

Bring a bit of humour into the kitchen with our engraved rubberwood chopping board, featuring Our viral slogan “Off My Tits on m&s picky bits but M&S is scratched out and replaced with ALDI for those who can’t afford to go to M&S ”. This was done by popular demand and a bit of fun!! 🍷🧀 (you may have seen our  viral picky bits caps toocaps 😉 )

Perfect for serving snacks, cheese, picky bits, or using as a daily chopping board, this fun engraved piece is both practical and a total conversation starter.

Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting someone special, this board makes a brilliant present for:
• Housewarming parties 🏡
• New home celebrations
• Engagements & weddings 💍
• Birthday gifts for friends who love picky bits & nibbles
• Picnics, wine nights & girls’ get-togethers
• you simply love shopping at britains best supermarket and buying 3 for 2 picky bits!

SIZE 30 x 20 cm
Each board is engraved to order for each individual customer
Each board is made from natural rubberwood and laser-engraved with our best-selling slogan that went viral online. It’s the perfect mix of British humour and everyday practicality — ideal for anyone who can’t resist a picky bits spread and a cheeky glass of fizz.

Product details:
• Material: Natural rubberwood
• Size: Standard chopping/serving board
• Design: Laser-engraved (permanent, won’t wash off)